Whenever I’m desperate for any creative inspiration all I really have to do is go to trusty ol’ Huffington Post or any other news outlet site. Just recently for example. Imagine my delight when I read about the little buffoons that that big buffoon Donald Trump spawned. Apparently these two fine young specimens enjoy taking down large wild African animals. These geniuses were on a big-game hunt last year and shot - get this - elephant, crocodile, kudu, civet cat and waterbuck.
I can’t even comprehend the intelligence quotient of someone in possession of a high-powered rifle at the edge of a riverbank leveling it at a crocodile from a distance. Talk about sport!
The eldest of the pair of morons defended their “hunt” on Twitter. Tweating the following ingenious justification - “In some parts (of Africa) it’s over populated (with animals)” and “Bottom line with out hunters $ there wouldn’t be much left of Africa. Eco is nice but no $”.
This provokes a couple of questions.
Why on earth did our eco have to grow up poor?
Why on earth did Donald Trump’s little tadpoles have to be fertile?