Have you seen this man?
If you’ve had the pleasure of the All-Inclusive experience then you most
certainly have!
Okay, maybe not this particular individual but some specimen
with very similar traits. It has been
known to be either male or female but is usually attired in a ball cap and a
beer t-shirt. It is never shy and is
liable to walk up to you at anytime and blatantly engage you in conversation. A conversation that often renders your
dignity compromised in an especially tasteless way in the name of “fun”. It is unafraid of crowds and will often be
spotted in either of its natural habitats; on the resort stage, possibly
adorned with undergarments on the outside of its clothing or more likely
holding court at the swim-up bar surrounded by a large crowd of followers and
an even larger number of umbrella laden drinks.